(Because “on time” is a myth, and coffee takes priority.)

Every trip starts with the same promise: “Let’s hit the road early this time.”

You even say it out loud like it’s a binding agreement. But deep down, you know. You’re not leaving early. You’re barely leaving today.

🕕 1. The Night Before Optimism
You pack half the gear, set out the snacks, and tell yourself, “We’ll be ready to roll by seven.”
You’re organized. Responsible. A model of efficiency.

Cut to midnight: you’re still “just double-checking” the route, hunting for that one missing shoe, and convincing yourself you don’t need sleep—you need momentum.

🌄 2. The Morning Mirage
The alarm goes off. You hear birds. You think, “We’re actually doing it.”
Then someone says, “Let’s make coffee first.”

Next thing you know, you’ve had breakfast, cleaned dishes, reorganized the fridge, checked the tire pressure, and realized it’s already 10:47 a.m.

🚿 3. The Departure Spiral
This is the phase where everything that could delay you, does.

  • The awning won’t retract.

  • Someone’s phone charger vanished into another dimension.

  • You “just need to dump tanks real quick” (famous last words).

Leaving early transforms into leaving “soon-ish.”

🕓 4. The Emotional Breakdown of Schedule Optimism
You start recalculating in real-time:

“If we leave by 11, we’ll still make it by lunch.”
“Okay, noon. Noon’s fine.”
“We’ll get there before dark. Probably.”

This is also when one person inevitably mutters, “We said we’d leave early,” and everyone pretends not to hear it.

🚐 5. The Grand Departure (a.k.a. The Afternoon Shuffle)
Finally, the slides are in, the steps are up, and the RV’s rumbling to life. It’s not early. It’s not even on time. But it’s moving.

You wave cheerfully at the neighbors who somehow left at dawn (they’re not better than you, they’re just… different).

💬 Final Thoughts
Leaving early is a dream. A fantasy. A polite lie we tell ourselves to feel like we have control over time, gravity, and black tank valves.

But late departures still count. Because in RV life, “eventually” is perfectly on schedule.

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