(It started with confidence and ended with snacks and silence.)
You roll into the campground, tired but proud.
The sun is shining, the site looks level enough, and someone casually says:
“Let’s be quick—this should take like… 7 minutes.”
Ah. The prophecy of doom.
Because what follows isn’t 7 minutes.
It’s 63 minutes.
Of chocks, chaos, and character development.
🧭 1. Step One: Confidence
You hop out with purpose.
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Grab the leveling blocks like a pro.
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Wave your partner back like you know what you’re doing.
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Say things like, “I’ve got eyes on this side.”
This is your domain.
…Until the rig tilts. Just slightly.
And now you’re both standing there, staring at the bubble level like it betrayed you.
🔄 2. Step Two: The Setup Shuffle
Now the real dance begins:
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Pull forward.
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Back up.
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Add a block.
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Remove two.
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Yell, “STRAIGHT!” while meaning “SLIGHTLY LEFT!”
Eventually, you’re in the exact same spot where you started, but now sweating and 5% more divorced.
🪛 3. Step Three: The Gear Uprising
Nothing wants to cooperate:
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The stabilizers are stuck
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The hose is tangled like seaweed
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You forgot which bin has the mallet
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One chair unfolds like origami from hell
Meanwhile, your awning tries to become a sailboat, and a fly is aggressively judging you.
🔌 4. Step Four: The Emotional Plateau
Someone says, “Let’s just get it done.”
You stop speaking.
You start grunting.
Setup becomes silent teamwork fuelled by granola bars, muttered sarcasm, and the smell of propane.
You’re not even mad anymore—you’ve reached “campground zen rage.”
🎉 5. Step Five: Completion (Sort Of)
An hour later, it’s done. Mostly.
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The rig is kind of level.
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The chairs are out.
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You found the wine opener.
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You’re pretending the sewer hose doesn’t look suspicious.
And that’s good enough.
💬 Final Thoughts
The 7-minute setup is a myth.
Like pull-thru sites and RV storage that actually makes sense.
But that hour-long ordeal?
That’s bonding.
That’s learning.
That’s why your neighbors crack open beers and give you the knowing nod.
You earned it.
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